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Based on the new Patrick Kane and Tim Thomas Discover commercials, I found myself wondering what other product/player pairs would be good fits. Here's what I was able to find out.
Matt Cooke and Summer's Eve
Matt Cooke, being the league's douche du jour, has teamed up with the industry's leading provider of feminine hygiene products. Matt will be starring in a series of commercials that show how he doesn't have to worry about his embarrassing personal odor any longer, thanks to Summer's Eve's great products. He’ll also be incorporating their new “Hail to the V” slogan in his goal celebrations by throwing his gloves off and forming a V with his hands high in the air while his linemates all drop and channel Wayne and Garth at him.
Viktor Stalberg and ProActiv
When Stalberg isn’t getting his head out his ass and cutting to the middle with speed and scoring goals (which is most of the damn time), he’s making sure his panty dropping babyface is si...
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For those who haven't had the opportunity to catch up on NHL news (or for people who generally don't get out much), last week the league made a formal announcement about the 2012 NHL Entry Draft. The worst kept secret was finally confirmed as the Pittsburgh Penguins will play host to the draft on June 22nd and June 23rd of 2012. The announcement was made by Commissioner Bettman...
Through 13 games going into the contest Thursday at San Jose, Steve Sullivan has been healthy. He has used his speed and savvy to fit in, playing on a top line with Evgeni Malkin and James Neal when Malkin has been healthy. He has three assists, three hits, one blocked shot. But nary a goal.
The Pittsburgh Penguins have recalled defenseman Robert Bortuzzo from Wilkes-Barre/Scranton of the American Hockey League, it was announced today by executive vice president and general manager Ray Shero.
Bortuzzo, 22, has played in two games t...
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When the Los Angeles Kings faced the Pittsburgh Penguins during the pre-season in Kansas City, there was a complete lack of NHL stars participating in the game. So when the Penguins face...
SAN JOSE, Calif. -- Center Jordan Staal will miss his second game in a row tonight when the Penguins play the San Jose Sharks at HP Pavilion. He has an unspecified leg injury.
WHEN: Nov. 5, 2011 - 10:30 ...
The Pittsburgh Penguins have recalled defenseman Alexandre Picard from Wilkes-Barre/Scranton of the American Hockey League, it was announced today by executive vice president and general manager Ray Shero.
Picard, 26, has appeared in nine games...
The Penguins have recalled defenseman Alexandre Picard from Wilkes-Barre, possibly because defenseman Kris Letang might not be able to play tonight against the Sharks.
The Penguins brutal schedule continues through November, and we look back at October’s 3 stars.
No fireworks in that last game. I thought for sure something would happen but I was wrong. One thing that did happen was Chris Kunitz continued his streakiness, netting his fourth of the season. Matt Cooke also put another one in for his fourth. Evgeni Malkin scored his second of the year too. Sadly the [...]
Penguins defenseman Ben Lovejoy was involved in a collision with San Jose centers Joe Pavelski and Logan Couture along the boards when the injury took place.
SAN JOSE, Calif. - Sidney Crosby is not playing in Thursday night's game at HP Pavilion. His recovery is not quite...
WHEN: Nov. 3, 2011 - 10:30 p...