Found July 02, 2013 on Awful Announcing:
PLAYERS: Cam NeelyJim Carey
TEAMS: Boston Bruins
Time for some pop culture news. The sequel to Dumb and Dumber has the green light and the script is currently being developed. The sequel, Dumb and Dumber To, will once again feature everyone's favorite morons Lloyd (Jim Carey) and Harry (Jeff Daniels) some 20 years after we were first introduced to them in 1994.  Why are we talking about this on a hockey blog? Because Cam Neely, retired NHL player and current president of the Boston Bruins, wants to reprise his role as Sea Bass in the upcoming sequel.  This entertainment report comes from Bob McKenzie, your new source for movie rumors and news. McKenzie states that Sea Bass is being written into Dumb and Dumber To and Cam Neely is interested in once again playing the iconic ruffian with the classy  "Wine 'Em, Dine 'Em, Sixty-Nine 'Em" trucker hat - if his schedule allows for it. Kick his ass, Sea Bass!  Make it four boilermakers.    Ed Note: This article appears courtesy Bloguin's NHL blog Puck Drunk Love where our David Rogers serves as managing editor. For all your NHL offseason news, Dumb & Dumber updates, and analysis, make sure to bookmark the site and follow PDL on Twitter.

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