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Chris Stewart was suspended 3 games by someone who looks like he should be in a Geico commercial.  I feel like at the end of every one of Brendan Shanahan’s explanations he needs to say “That was so easy a cave-man could do it!”…  Okay okay, he’s not a neanderthal, but can he at least lighten up a bit?  His demeanor is that of a policeman telling some woman her husband was murdered.  You’re announcing an NHL suspension!  It’s not life and death!…… Anywho, this suspension officially qualifies as throwing gas on the fire that is Chris Stewart’s season.  I said earlier in the week that if you’re sitting in 11th or 12th place and waaay out of a playoff spot it’s time to start hacking limbs.  Guys like Chris Stewart are the limbs I’m talking about.  For those of you sittin’ pretty (or at least a stone’s throw away from a playoff spot) Stewart is still worth hanging onto though.  His season is not lost yet… Ilya Kovalchuk – LW/RW (NJ):  Here’s someone who is
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