If you've yet to see it, take a quick peek at the "altercation" from Friday night's tilt between the New York Rangers and Florida Panthers that, as the NHL announced Saturday afternoon, has drawn matching $2500 fines for Michael Del Zotto and Tomas Kopecky .
The offenses? A crosscheck to the back of the head courtesy Del Zotto, followed by a blatant sucker punch to the side of the head courtesy Kopecky. Of course, I'm feeling like "courtesy" might not be the right word here.
Maybe it's just me, but I sense very little courtesy.
Now, I'm not the sheriff. And if Brendan Shanahan came to my door today and offered me the badge, I'd turn him down, because since a large portion of my currently job involves sitting in an office and reacting to his job, I don't think I'd enjoy a vocation trade.
He's the last guy I'd want to Malkovich. If the two of us were ever Freaky-Friday'd, I'd kill myself.
But seriously, the fact that...