Found November 05, 2011 on On the Duck Pond:
Some things are predictable.   The sun will rise in east.   You will pay taxes.  You will die.   Kim Kardashian's marriage will not last.   The Ducks will lose when they play in Detroit in the regular season.   The last time hell froze over (in other words, the Ducks won a game at the Joe Louis Arena) was February 10, 2008.  In Saturday's match up between the Red Wings and Anaheim, there was no worries of Satan doing a little ice skating any time soon.  Does it matter that Detroit was on a six game losing streak?  Not when the Ducks come to town.  Suddenly the Detroit Red Wings looked like....well, the Detroit Red Wings, not the Dead Things.  The only dead things were the Ducks.  It was a Swedish revival on ice at the Joe Louis Arena.  Niklas Kronwall scored.  Nicklas Lidstrom scored.  Twice.  Henrik Zetterberg scored.  Johan Franzen scored.  Tre kronor, five goals. Anaheim?  Jonas Hiller stopped 40 shots.  After goal number five went past midway through the third period, co...
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