Found October 28, 2011 on The Hockey Guys:
By Dustin Leed (@D_LEED) I recently say down with (fake) Tim Panaccio to discuss how the season has been going, the offseason moves, the two Pronger’s and his love for exotic refreshment. The satire Q&A can be read below: Flyers are looking like a playoff team early on this season, what have you seen? FTP: The playoffs are an intangible thing, Dustin. I don’t think any team looks like a playoff team, ever. Teams can only hope to look like teams that will eventually become playoff-bound. Do the Flyers look like that type of team, right now? That’s really hard to say. Only probably a psychic could reveal those answers. What was your reaction to the major shake-up this offseason when the team traded Mike Richards and Jeff Carter? FTP: Ol’ Glass Foot’s slew foot dance to Dayton, OHIO was necessary. He was a lazy man, a man who scored 73 goals in one season and then appeared to get sucked into the black hole of Jameson, porn stars and Dave & Busters. As for Captain Silence, I w...
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