Again…me, hockey….doesn’t really add up, but I know an idiot when I see one; and this dude Rocco Grimaldi (sounds like he should be playing soccer instead of ice-soccer) is a stage A #idiot. The 5-foot-6 Grimaldi was drafted in the 2nd round of the NHL draft by the Florida Panthers this past summer and will be playing in their player development league this winter. Many say this kid has a chance to be a player….but I can tell you this for sure– there’s a 100% chance he tweets some strange ****.
Grimaldi is a devout Christian who uses his twitter to preach what he believes, even though his tweets may have scared off some teams at the draft. That’s cool…I have no problem with being religious, but being strange/borderline sexist is a no-no. Rocco wants you to know, ladies that God doesn’t want you showing off that apple-bottom ass or that newly purchased rack….because that doesn’t “honor him.” ……yeahhhh.
Okay…this kid is a little confused. Either he likes #fatties or he’s never gotten laid. My man….let me ask you this… If you can’t control yourself because a latina is rockin’ a skin tight dress with her booty poppin’ out, then what kind of christian are you in the first place? Either that or you’re some kind of #creep that should be locked up anyway. Why would god give Alejandra, Eva, María, Selena (enter any sexy Latina name here) a smokin’ hot body if he didn’t want her lookin’, feelin’, smellin’ like a million bucks (Luda voice)? Just because you may not be as true of a Christian/#Horndog doesn’t mean it’s the ladies fault….keep it taped to the side of your leg when you’re out kid, that way you won’t be poppin’ any unexpectee’s … ya know?