Found March 17, 2013 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
Go ahead iPhoners, ask Siri where the “magic man” was born.  Who knew Siri was a hockey fan?  Maybe she isn’t.  She pronounces it “Pavel Dats-eye-ook.”  Eh, I’m just impressed that Apple didn’t have her all over Sidney Crosby’s junk. via Reddit  

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