Seeing as Puck Drunk Love is in its infancy, I thought it’d be appropriate to get all my biases out in the open for you (hopefully) loyal readers. Trust me, it’ll help explain comments in the future. So without further delay, here are the reasons why I hate your favorite team.
Anaheim Ducks: Corey Perry. Do I really need to say more? Notable jerk. Timely goal scorer. I hate his face. And so on. Even your goalie gets vertigo from trying to avoid his massive ego.
Boston Bruins: Besides those horrible wiener tuckers over at Days of Y’Orr, that stupid letterman jacket that was passed around during the playoffs was insufferable. At least the Blackhawks went bling-bling with the WWE Heavyweight Championship Belt. You went all 50’s high school dance. Which I guess is appropriate since you gave it to Mark Recchi to wear forever while he eats Werther’s Originals in a rocking chair. Dorks.
Buffalo Sabres: Your team resides in Buffalo. Enough said.
Calgary Flames: You can’t even re...
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PLAYERS:
Corey Perry,
Mark Recchi,
Justin Bieber,
James Wisniewski,
Todd Bertuzzi,
Shea Weber,
John Tavares,
Wade Redden,
Sean Avery,
Patrick Kane,
Adam Burish,
Sidney Crosby,
Jaroslav Halak,
Guy Boucher,
Bruce Boudreau
TEAMS: Anaheim Ducks, Boston Bruins, Buffalo Sabres, Calgary Flames, Carolina Hurricanes, Chicago Blackhawks, Colorado Avalanche, Columbus Blue Jackets, Dallas Stars, Detroit Red Wings, Edmonton Oilers, Florida Panthers, Minnesota Wild, Nashville Predators, New York Islanders, New York Rangers, Ottawa Senators, Philadelphia Flyers, Phoenix Coyotes, Pittsburgh Penguins, St. Louis Blues, Toronto Maple Leafs, Vancouver Canucks, Washington Capitals, Winnipeg Jets, Los Angeles Kings, New Jersey Devils, San Jose Sharks, Tampa Bay Lightning
TEAMS: Anaheim Ducks, Boston Bruins, Buffalo Sabres, Calgary Flames, Carolina Hurricanes, Chicago Blackhawks, Colorado Avalanche, Columbus Blue Jackets, Dallas Stars, Detroit Red Wings, Edmonton Oilers, Florida Panthers, Minnesota Wild, Nashville Predators, New York Islanders, New York Rangers, Ottawa Senators, Philadelphia Flyers, Phoenix Coyotes, Pittsburgh Penguins, St. Louis Blues, Toronto Maple Leafs, Vancouver Canucks, Washington Capitals, Winnipeg Jets, Los Angeles Kings, New Jersey Devils, San Jose Sharks, Tampa Bay Lightning
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