Originally written on Sportress of Blogitude  |  Last updated 11/16/14
I guess this choice of photo makes me the Gabe Kaplan of the Sportress of Blogitude. Fancy that. After a little more than a two-month hiatus, sabbatical, leave of absence, whatever you want to call it, I am pleased to announce my triumphantly underwhelming return to the interwebs. As part and parcel of said return, you will be pleased to know that the Sportress of Blogitude is back as well. Whee! Obviously, it will take me some time to get everything back up and operating at full capacity as I intend to ease back into manning the helm of SoB much like an old man eases into a nice warm bath. But before you know it, I’ll have this ship righted, with all oars in the water, and this sports blog will once again be firing on all cylinders. And just like that, I’ll be mixing metaphors and using tired Seinfeld references in the manner in which you have come to tolerate and perhaps even embarrassingly and reluctantly enjoy. So, there you have it. Thanks for having me.   TweetThe post Extra, extra, read all about it: The Sportress of Blogitude is back, baby! appeared first on Sportress of Blogitude.
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