It was revealed yesterday that skateboarding legend Tony Hawk is getting divorced for a third time. This surprised me because I always thought Tony Hawk seemed like a nice guy who didn’t have multiple divorces under his belt. What Would Tyler Durden Do says:
He first got married in 1990, then divorced her to marry their nanny, then divorced the nanny to marry his publicist. Well now he’s divorcing the publicist, and he’s doing that, according to a source, because he’s having yet another affair.
This time with a woman who is also married, to someone named Matt Goodman. And who is Matt Goodman?
…Tony Hawk and Matt Goodman are lifelong friends and business partners. Oh and by the way, their kids are also best friends.
You know, by now Tony should at least have the good sense to not cheat with someone already very much in his inner circle. In the end, that kind of choice will always catch up with you. You’re a FAMOUS MILLIONAIRE, don’t cheat with those close to you. Get a girlfriend in another city like a gentleman. Even Brett Favre had enough intelligence to realize that and I’m pretty sure he’s legally retarded. Look at Bill Clinton, he should have had enough sense to not be ramming cigars into the office staff. Instead he should have just nailed some bushwoman on a goodwill tour of Kenya or something. No one would have found out, he wouldn’t have turned himself into a national punchline, AND he would have saved himself a lot of lip from the ‘ole pantsuit wearin’ ball and chain.
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