Originally written on The Slanch Report  |  Last updated 10/6/14
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As many a man might want to do when Lindsey Vonn walks by him, 16-year-old Parker McDonald "whipped [it] out" when she walked by his lunch table at the Vail Ski and Snowboard Academy on Thursday. The "it" in this case though not being his delicate boy-peen but rather a question, would Vonn accompany him to the school's homecoming dance the following evening. 

As Vonn told her Facebook followers:

"Yesterday I visited the Vail Ski and Snowboard Academy and while I was eating lunch with all the students a 16 year old boy named Parker asked me if I would be his date for their homecoming dance, which is tonight. When Parker asked me he was cute, nervous and very polite so of course I said YES! :)

"All through school growing up I never got the chance to go to a school dance so I'm excited for tonight!"

Now, I know she's married and all that, but if you're Parker you GOTTA make a move right? If only to see what happens (at a bare minimum a coping a feel of her butt while slow-dancing, amIrightfellas?) After all, sure her husband is a former Olympian and now her coach, but what does he have that a 16-year-old Nordic skier doesn't?

[Vail Daily] 
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1 Comment:
  • I think that it is really cool and sweet that Lindsey said yes, This will diffenaitly be something Parker won't soon forget. Hope her husband ain't the jealous type LOL
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