As many a man might want to do when Lindsey Vonn walks by him, 16-year-old Parker McDonald "whipped [it] out" when she walked by his lunch table at the Vail Ski and Snowboard Academy on Thursday. The "it" in this case though not being his delicate boy-peen but rather a question, would Vonn accompany him to the school's homecoming dance the following evening.
As Vonn told her Facebook followers:
"Yesterday I visited the Vail Ski and Snowboard Academy and while I was eating lunch with all the students a 16 year old boy named Parker asked me if I would be his date for their homecoming dance, which is tonight. When Parker asked me he was cute, nervous and very polite so of course I said YES! :)
"All through school growing up I never got the chance to go to a school dance so I'm excited for tonight!"
Now, I know she's married and all that, but if you're Parker you GOTTA make a move right? If only to see what happens (at a bare minimum a coping a feel of her butt while slow-dancing, amIrightfellas?) After all, sure her husband is a former Olympian and now her coach, but what does he have that a 16-year-old Nordic skier doesn't?