Technically, choking is only an injury, or medical emergency, if something is stuck in your throat. So the No. 1 women's tennis player, Victoria Azarenka, on the verge of choking away her match Thursday, resorted to a cheap trick to beat American teen Sloane Stephens in the Australian Open semifinals.
Azarenka faked an injury, and walked off the court for 10 minutes for treatment. She says the injury was real. I'm calling B.S.
She simply took a 10-minute vacation in air conditioning, leaving Stephens alone on the court in a crucial moment ... just ... sitting there ... waiting.
The "injury'' was supposedly for Azarenka's chest and back, though she didn't seem to remember that 15 minutes later, when asked after her 6-1, 6-4 victory why she had left the court.
"I couldn't breathe, you know,'' Azarenka told the on-court reporter. "That game, you know, I just had chest pain, like getting a heart attack or something out there. I just...