Originally written on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 11/15/14

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - JANUARY 20: Tamira Paszek of Austria plays a forehand in her first round match against Julia Goerges of Germany during day three of the 2010 Australian Open at Melbourne Park on January 20, 2010 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Lucas Dawson/Getty Images)

It’s very rare to find a tennis player these days that causes us to stop and take notice. Sure, Kournikova did her thing and Sharapova goes about her business. We think BC has found the next great one that’ll dominate the Internet for the next few years. Her name is Julia Goerges. She’s German. 23. Chesty. Looks insane in a dress and has two WTA victories. Kournikova had…0.

If Julia isn’t in bikini shoots by August we’ll be absolutely shocked. Why? Because women’s tennis is stale right now and needs a fresh face, especially one with, um, that chest. Of course Goerges isn’t going to win a Grand Slam this year. We don’t expect that. A quarterfinals here and there would help. She was knocked out of the Aussie Open on Monday in her 4th round match.

But it’s now up to us, Internet. Are we going to keep rolling along with our fake relationship with Sharapova? Or are we going to move our attention towards Goerges who sends out tweets such as…

tough day at the office today:(unfortunately i was not able to show some good tennis today.one of those days,**** it happens in the fourth round of a grand slam.but i can still take a lot of positive things out of it and will learn from it.it was again great here,like every year!

Look at that, not afraid to drop some profanity on Twitter. Meanwhile, Kournikova doesn’t even use Twitter.

Reasons Why Julia Goerges Is Next Big Thing In Tennis On Internet:

• Easy to remember last name

• 2 WTA titles

• German

• Tweets in English & is easy to read

• The body

• Has Nike sponsorship

• Her YouTube upload videos are legendary

• Doesn’t look ridiculous when her hair isn’t pulled back like some of these chicks

Add it up, boys. Don’t say we didn’t warn you way back.


[@juliagoerges]   [Julia Goerges - Wikipedia]

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