Found January 22, 2013 on TWNP-Wrestling News & Information:
PLAYERS: Lex Luger
Good evening TWNP’ers! We’re live here from Mick’s dungeon, in attendance we have a syringe full of Heroin and a half ounce of crack, so sit back relax, and please call the paramedic service if anyone OD’s. I’m here to talk about WWE. First up……. “FINALLY, THYA ROCK, HYAS CYUM BYACK, TO THE DUBLE-EW DUBLE-EW EEEEEEEE!” So far, we’ve been granted a one-on-one microphone battle between CM Punk and the Rock, a Damien Sandow/Cody “Touche” Rhodes bash-a-thon and a ‘Rock’ concert. Dwayne has such a hectic schedule I’m so grateful for these appearances. Classic Rock, too – he totally schooled Punk. No way did he come across as an aging gimmicky throwback who delivered nothing more than kiddy rhymes and schoolboy singalongs. No way! He was a breath of fresh air. Punk on the other hand, came across as a total amateur. When going one-on-one with the Great One in a duel of the mic’s – you need a large arsenal of catchphrases and remedial toilet humuor, or you just don’t stand a chan
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