Bill Burr loves conspiracy theories, but even he's not buying this one held by COVID-19 anti-vaxxers

Bill Burr only needed one Conan appearance to humorously wax poetic on anti-vaxxer conspiracy theories, mushroom trips, and Bill and Melinda Gates' divorce.

The 52-year-old stand-up comedian and actor's take on the COVID-19 vaccine and conspiracy theories surrounding it was particularly entertaining:

"If they're trying to kill me, which, that conspiracy—I love a conspiracy—doesn't make any sense. That they're secretly trying to kill all of us for population control? No. Because what they would do—they would be killing all, what they call, the "sheeple." So, all the people that go, 'What are we supposed to do? OK.' They're going to kill us? And then just be left with all the Fonzies with their leather jackets who are too cool to listen to people?"

Burr added: "If you want to say that they're gonna come up with something to thin the herd, I will go with that, but they would never do a pointed attack on people that are gonna do whatever they say."