
The Colorado Rockies are selling a delicious $45 giant hot dog, AKA a glizzy, that costs far more than a single game ticket.
Expectations are awfully low for a Colorado Rockies team that went 43-119 last year, the worst record in franchise history. Friday’s ugly 10-1 home loss to the Philadelphia Phillies dropped them to 2-5 on the season.
Fortunately, the Rockies don’t have to sell fans on their team performance to sell tickets. The NL club has won over some fans by offering a $45 glizzy at Coors Field.
The Rockies call this the “Glizzilla,” per Brett Forrest. It weighs one pound and consists of a 23-inch glizzy on a 19-inch sub roll:
JUST IN: The Colorado Rockies have unveiled “The Glizzilla,” a one-pound, 23-inch all-beef glizzy on a 19-inch sub roll for $45. pic.twitter.com/Lr08U46SD0
— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) April 4, 2026
Depending on the website, some places offer single-game Rockies tickets for anywhere from $10 to $15. The glizzy may cost a lot, but it’s nice comfort food if you’re watching a lousy on-field product on gameday.
The Rockies stunned the defending AL champion Toronto Blue Jays by taking two of three at the Rogers Centre earlier this week. It was a nice bounce-back series after being swept by the Miami Marlins, but losing 10-1 in the home opener was obviously a major letdown.
Colorado can still salvage the series against a far superior Phillies team, however. If not, they oughta at least avoid a sweep when they wrap up their series with Philadelphia on Sunday (3:10 p.m. EST).
After that series, the Rockies will begin a three-game slate with the Houston Astros on Wednesday.
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