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35 Snow Quotes and Skiing Captions for Your Instagram Pics
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Hate it or love it—ski trips are often memorialized on the 'Gram. I mean, someone has to show off how epic those turns were last week, right? Okay, maybe not. But I’m human. Presumably, you are, too. Getting some hits of dopamine because you shared a cool post about your skiing endeavors online feels good. We can all appreciate a healthy amount of digital indulgence.

When cataloging these moments, though, you don’t want to arrive unequipped. You've got the photos and videos covered. Captions are a different story. To aid you in your quest to craft a banging Instagram update, we’ve curated some classic ski quotes—and tried our hand at crafting some social media ready captions.

Read on to check them out.

Snow Quotes About Skiing

  • “If you don’t do it this year, you will be one year older when you do.” - Warren Miller
  • “If the process is what you love most, every expedition is successful, whether you get to the top or not.” - JP Auclair
  • “When in doubt, air it out." - Chuck Mumford
  • “Just ski down there and jump off something, for cryin’ out loud!” - Shane McConkey
  • “I can stick uphill ice on my saucer.” - Saucer Boy
  • “My goal is the same as every year—to not hurt myself.” - Bode Miller
  • “If you french fry when you pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time.” - South Park
  • “It's sexy and beautiful to be strong.” - Lindsey Vonn
  • “For me, personally, skiing holds everything. I used to race cars, but skiing is a step beyond that. It removes the machinery and puts you one step closer to the elements. And it’s a complete physical expression of freedom.” - Robert Redford
  • “When I'm in the starting gate, it's just me and the hill.” - Mikaela Shiffrin
  • “A person should have wings to carry them where their dreams go, but sometimes a pair of skis makes a good substitute.” - Hans Gmoser
  • “Powder snow skiing is not fun. It’s life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality.” - Dolores LaChapelle
  • “The best and fastest way to learn a sport is to watch and imitate a champion.” - Jean-Claude Killy
  • “Skiing is the best way in the world to waste time.” - Glen Plake
  • “Wu-Tang is for the children!" - Henrik Harlaut/ODB
  • “If you’re looking for a vacation concept that combines the elements of outdoor fun with the element of potentially knocking down a tree with your face, you can’t do better than skiing.” - Dave Barry
  • “You know when the snow just keeps getting deeper, and your feelings just keep getting deeper? That’s what skiing pow is like” - Riley Leboe
  • "The mountains are calling and I must go" – John Muir

Skiing Instagram Captions

  • Refreeze? I prefer to call it aged powder.
  • Taking a “sick” day.
  • The snow sucks right now.
  • I got a prescription from my doctor: ten ccs of the white stuff.
  • Don’t tell my boss.
  • Powder? I hardly know her.
  • At least the snow reporter didn’t lie about their measurements.
  • I’d tell you where this is, but then I’d have to spray you.
  • You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for skiers chugging beers.
  • Call me Michelle Kwan the way I’m carving this ice.
  • I came for the hot tubs and stayed for the yard sales.
  • Out of office.
  • Came down with a bad case of the powder flu.
  • We are so back.
  • Corn harvest came early.
  • I love the smell of avalanche bombs in the morning.
  • Is that a beacon in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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This article first appeared on Powder and was syndicated with permission.

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