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Jay Cutler Superstar:
PLAYERS:
Jay Cutler,
Tommie Harris,
Matt Forte,
Orlando Pace,
Olin Kreutz,
Nick Roach,
Frank Omiyale
TEAMS: Chicago Bears
TEAMS: Chicago Bears
Let me start by saying that the next 3 games for the Bears look very winnable. But for now, this is a way to get out my Bears aggravation. And I have a lot of aggravation. JCS presents: The Bears as Simpsons characters. Jay Cutler as Bart Simpson
Both always get into way too much trouble
Ron Turner as Seymour Skinner Both have good plans. Both are perpetually disappointed.
Tommie Harris as Lou the Cop Both don't do much on the job.
Matt Forte as Scratchy Both get blown up a lot. Scratchy by Itchy. Forte by defenders in the backfield.
Orlando Pace as Grandpa Abe Simpson Both have trouble bending and keeping up with the younger set.
Olin Kreutz as Rainier Wolfcastle Big tough guys that aren't as good as they used to be.
Nick Roach as Ralph Wiggum Both really have no idea what's going on.
Lovie Smith as Ned Flanders Both are eternal optimists who think things will get better.
Frank Omiyale as Krusty the Klown Both are known for their slips, falls and bad techniqu...
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