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David Anderson is a kick returner and wide receiver for the Houston Texans, and while he only has one career catch, he might be able to moonlight as an impressionist. Anderson actually does a solid Ron Jaworski. Via Hot Clicks....
While the actual voice is a bit off, the cadence is absolutely spot on. He did actually get one thing wrong though. Given that the situation he described was a three receiver set, David Anderson wouldn't be on the field.
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