NFL Preseason Haikus: AFC

AFC West

Oakland Raiders:

Haikus and Raiders

They often don't make much sense

Refrigerator

Denver Broncos:

Cutler on the rise

Needs better surrounding parts

This team? IN! COM! PLETE!

Kansas City Chiefs:

Will fans sit or stand?

If team sucks like the last year

What fans? is answer

San Diego Chargers:

Knee problems abound

Can LT and Co rebound?

Stay Classy, Chargers!

AFC North

Baltimore Ravens:

No Mac or Billick,

Offensive Genius is Gone

The Troy Smith Era!

Cinci Bengals:

Palmer hates the 'Bus

Will the fans return the hate?

Better make playoffs!

Cleveland Browns:

Anderson or Quinn

Answer in form of question

Who was a Beaver?

Pittsburgh Steelers:

Not a funny team

Seriuosly, not at all

Eleven and five?

AFC South

Tennessee Titans:

Draft more Running Backs?

Don't bet on Vince Young this year

You will lose his shirt

Houston Texans:

Battle Red and Blue will

impress, go Super Mario!

Will glass slipper fit?

Indiapolis Colts:

Dungy's final year

In their brand new stadium,

Is this a down year?

Jacksonville Jaguars:

Solid D and O,

Little MJD blocks hard

No sack dance for you!

AFC East

Miami Dolphins:

Big Chicken of Sea

Left Simpson's beau in Big D

Lexus for a Ford?

Buffalo Bills:

Good team, tough schedule

Instead of in moving cars

D should hit, Lynch run

New England Patriots:

Easy schedule

May help their noble quest to

Win last game of year

New York Jets:

Lets squash all the hate

Bill, Mangini rivalry

Swims with the fishes

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Can we get Mike Myers character from So I Married an Axe Murderer to recite of all of these?

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