Stop looking so surprised. The Clippers define fail.I couldn't help but spit up a little when I read this part of Bill Simmons' 2009-10 NBA preview:The Clippers are going to be good. The parts fit. They have size, shooting and rebounding. They can play fast or slow. Their best player (Baron Davis) is motivated again. They have the Gordon/Griffin combo, only the NBA's best young inside/outside combo. They have a bench. They have cap flexibility (only $36 million committed next seas...