Originally written on Cardinals Diaspora  |  Last updated 10/21/14
Dear Adam: Hello, my sweet darling! I just wanted to do a quick wellness check and see how you’re doing. I mean, nothing is bothering me in particular, but you haven’t quite seemed like yourself today. Are you mad at me for something? Did I accidentally leave the stove on? Stain one of your shirts?  MURDER YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD WITH A PICKAXE??? I simply cannot understand why you would do this to me. Yes, dear, I understand that you threw SO MANY BASEBALLS in your last start. Like, 128 of them. But, is your arm broken and do you need therapy or perhaps a big hug and DO YOU NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE???  NINE RUNS??? IN 2 INNINGS??? WHAT ON EARTH HAS COME OVER YOU??? I don’t think I have to remind you that the Cardinals are in a heated fight for the division title. I believe that you are probably acutely aware of this and also just as (IF NOT MORE!) invested in this last stretch of baseball games as I am. (By a slim margin, I’m sure.)   HOWEVER, there has to be some...
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