So you probably heard about the Atlanta Braves second loss of the season yesterday, a 1-0 defeat in Atlanta at the hands of mighty Wade Davis and the Royals. In actuality, this win was gifted to Davis by none other than the most pitcher-friendly son of a ***** in on earth.
That’s right, when this asshole is behind home plate; a pitcher is sure to get healthy in a hurry. He has the largest strike zone in baseball – and it’s so noticeable that if you watch nine innings of Doug Eddings baseball – you’ll inevitably learn his name. That’s because when you watch a Doug Eddings home-plate game, you’re no longer watching baseball. You’re watching the Doug Eddings Show! You’re in Dougie’s house, and he gets all the say about when the mustard jar is finished.
It is indeed a bizarro world where not only Wade Davis can be a star for a day, but where he has a signature ‘strike three mechanic’ that mutilates ALCS games. It is a world where calls can be reversed. It is a world when 12-1 teams have ea