We’re calling it the ‘Hoes Before Bros’ vacation and it includes Brooklyn Decker, Chrissy Teigen and Erin Andrews. The three are in Australia catching some sun, fun and obviously talking bad about Kate Upton and Hollywood drama. As we’ve told you for like a year, Pageviews has been poking her way into being one of the ‘Hoes’ by hanging with Decker at a variety of events. This seems to be the ultimate ‘Hoes’ trip for EA.
The bad part? The paparazzi cropped Pageviews out of the celeb bikini shots that feature the real celebrity – Decker – in this group. Isn’t that the biggest insult? You’re the grandmother of the group (over 30), have over 1,000,000 Twitter followers and the paps are still cropping you out of the pics. So sad, EA.
You might remember when we caught a (drunken) EA at the Esquire Super Bowl party telling the world that Brooklyn was her “goddess.com.”
The play here for EA, if she was looking for a publicity move, is to take her sister and some unknown chick to the Caribbean. Get into bikinis. Maybe jump on a boat with tanned bros. Maybe drop a handbra shot. Her sister wouldn’t be the center of attention and the unknown chick would be overshadowed by Pageviews in a bikini.
Instead, she goes to Australia with Brooklyn Decker and gets cropped out of the bikini shots. Her publicist should be fired on the spot or at least snapping photos of EA in a bikini and sending them to us.
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