Found November 03, 2012 on Losers Bracket:
Not even these Celtic Hotties could distract the Buckies from puttting a whooping on the Celts. That’s right all you rabid NBA Fans, the season is under way. Praise Jesus. Your Milwaukee Bucks have kicked off the season with a Bango (heyo!) by going into Boston and spoiling the season opener for the Celtics. Not only did they win, but they dominated the struggling Celtics (ok, maybe struggling is the wrong word, but the Celts are 0-2 and look kinda confused.) The Bucks won 99-88, but at one point they were up by 20. The Celtics fans were booing the home team. Hey Celtics fans, chillout, you assholes have won like 20 championships, and will undoubtedly go deep into the playoffs this year, and it is the second game of the season – remember you went 0-3 to start last year and made it to game 7 of the ECF. Anyway, back to the Bucks. According to the internet, the Bucks haven’t won their season opener since 2006. What the heck Bucks? Last night, Jennings looked alot like a point guard, and dropped 13 dimes to his teamates. He also had 6 steals. Atta boy BJ. Oh, he also led the team with 21 points. Looks like somebody musta paid the franchise fee, because the Branchise got it done last night. I know you’ve been wondering about the draft pick. Well, Rookie Doran Lamb went 0-2, and recorded no other statistics in garbage time. Come on Rook, gotta capitalize on those garbage minutes. 1-0 is better than 0-1. Milwaukee hasn’t gone 2-0 to start a season since 2005-2006. Again, what the heck Bucks? However, they have a legit opportunity to accomplish 2-0 tonight when the Cavs come to town for the home opener. Cavs are coming off an old fashioned ass whooping from the D Rose less Bulls (115-86). Jennings v Irving tonight – I heard that Irving is going to wear his old man wig from those commercials in a plan to “punk” BJennings. Go get your tickets folks. According to Jim Paschke, you can get an upper level ticket for $30, and you get a free retro Buck’s logo Tshirt. The shirt is red, so it will definitely increase your swag. Also, all fans will get a rally towel. I mean ****, if that doesn’t get you to the BC, I don’t know what will.
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