There are a two things Carl Pavano does well in life: falling down and getting hurt. In between, he plays a little baseball.
The free agent pitcher who infamously spent a significant chunk of his Yankee career on the disabled list after falling in a spring training game and injuring his buttocks has gone and topped himself in the high stakes world of stupid athlete injuries. According to Ken Rosenthal, who is clearly running out of rumors to report on, Pavano was-
I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing while typing, so I'll just quote the report instead:
Pavano, 37, recently suffered a ruptured spleen that will sideline him for 6 to 8 weeks, according to major-league sources.
The injury occurred when slipped and fell while shoveling snow on his driveway in Vermont, one source said.
Seriously, if I had withheld the name of the player injured in this accident, how many guesses would it have taken for you to come up with Pavano. Two? Maybe three if ...
Found January 25, 2013 on
The Outside Corner:
Original Story:
THE BACKYARD
BEST OF MAXIM
AROUND THE WEB
RELATED ARTICLES
Carl Pavano suffers ruptured spleen
Free-agent right-hander Carl Pavano doesn't figure to be signing with a new team anytime soon.
Pavano, 37, recently suffered a ruptured spleen that will sideline him for 6 to 8 weeks, according to major-league sources.
The injury occurred when slipped and fell while shoveling snow on his driveway in Vermont, one source said.
Pavano's agent, Dave Pepe, declined comment...
Pavano ruptures spleen in snow-shoveling slip
Free-agent right-hander Carl Pavano doesn't figure to be signing with a new team anytime soon.
Pavano, 37, recently suffered a ruptured spleen that will sideline him for 6 to 8 weeks, according to major-league sources.
The injury occurred when he slipped and fell while shoveling snow on his driveway in Vermont, one source said.
Pavano's agent, Dave Pepe, declined comment...
'Everyday Eddie' chosen for Twins HOF
MINNEAPOLIS The Minnesota Twins Hall of Fame has two new members.
Former Twins closer Eddie Guardado and former Director of Public Relations Tom Mee will become the 25th and 26th members of the Twins' Hall of Fame. The duo will be inducted during a pregame ceremony on June 14 at Target Field.
Guardado, better known as "Everyday Eddie," spent 17 seasons in the majors...
HURTS DON'T IT
Pavano hurt spleen doing what?!?
Via Hall of Very Good
|
January 25, 2013
|
January 25, 2013
Pitcher Carl Pavano hurt his spleen in an odd way and reportedly will miss 6-8 weeks. He is currently a free agent after spending the last four seasons with the Twins.
Morneau worried about winning, not contract
MINNEAPOLIS As he endured the effects and setbacks from his concussion, there were times when retirement crept into Justin Morneaus mind. The Minnesota Twins first baseman was injured midway through the 2010 season and missed the rest of the year. He wasnt the same player in 2011 and again struggled to stay healthy, playing in just 69 games.
Last season was a different story, as...
Fantasy Baseball ProTip: Understand Your League
Via Fantasy Baseball Crackerjacks
|
January 26, 2013
This post comes from E. Rolf Pleiss. E. Rolf currently writes about the Minnesota Twins for Knuckleballs Blog, is the co-host of a weekly Minnesota Twins podcast, Talk to Contact and his Twitter feed is a hilarious must follow. E. Rolf has been playing fantasy baseball for nearly a decade, but starting in 2012 he started getting serious about his fantasy-swag, and started...
|
January 26, 2013
Carl Pavano reportedly ruptured his spleen while shoveling snow
Via Larry Brown Sports
|
January 25, 2013
Apparently it doesn’t even have to be baseball season for MLB players to keep piling up the bizarre injuries. Free agent starting pitcher Carl Pavano is the latest victim, and his injury is fairly serious. According to Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports, the 37-year-old right-hander recently suffered an injury while shoveling snow outside of his home in Vermont.
Pavano reportedly slipped...
|
January 25, 2013
Twins' Morneau Healthy But Cautiously Optimistic
Via MLB Injury News
|
January 26, 2013
It is TwinsFest weekend at the old Metrodome, where fans get the chance to
see and buy all sorts of memorabilia, test their baseball skills, and actually
meet some of their on-field heroes. Approximately 60 former and
current Twins are scheduled to appear during the three-day gathering.
Justin Morneau is there hoping to be looked upon as a current and future Twins
star...
|
January 26, 2013
Ryan rebuilds Twins' farm system
Via Pro Sports Daily
|
January 25, 2013
When Terry Ryan took over his old job as Minnesota Twins general manager at the end of 2011, he knew one of his biggest jobs was to rebuild a farm system that fueled the team's resurgence in the early 2000s but had crumbled through a series of poor drafts. Armed with the No. 2 pick in the draft last June -- and the most money to sign draft picks under MLB's new system ...
|
January 25, 2013
Free Agent Pitcher Carl Pavano Ruptured His Spleen Shoveling Snow
Via BlackSportsOnline
|
January 26, 2013
I don’t have $10 million, but I have enough money to pay the kid next door to shovel my driveway. I suggest going forward Pavano has someone doing the same thing for him.
Ken Rosenthal of Fox Sports reports the free agent pitcher suffered a ruptured spleen when he slipped and fell while shoveling snow on his driveway in Vermont.
He is going to be out 6-8 weeks and that will probably...
|
January 26, 2013
All Sports Forum Discussions
1 replies,
14 days ago
1 replies,
23 days ago
1 replies,
24 days ago
| Latest Rumors | The Backyard | Going Viral |
|
|
Today's Best Stuff |
For BloggersJoin the Yardbarker Network for more promotion, traffic, and money. |
Company Info |
Help |
What is Yardbarker?Yardbarker is the largest network of sports blogs and pro athlete blogs on the web. This site is the hub of the Yardbarker Network, where our editors and algorithms curate the best sports content from our network and beyond. |
