Originally posted on Sports Curmudgeon  |  Last updated 11/3/11
Sometimes, these commentaries write themselves. Today looks as if it is going to be one of those days… I recall hearing a stand-up comic once saying that genital herpes is the gift that keeps on giving. For what I do here in Curmudgeon Central, I would have to think that José Canseco fits that description very nicely. ESPN-Dallas reports that this weekend, there will be a celebrity boxing match that will pit Canseco – - no surprise there – - against Lenny Dykstra. Seriously; that is the report. Supposedly, Canseco was supposed to fight the “White House Gate Crasher” (male variety) but that match somehow came apart and Lenny Dykstra stepped into the breech. Dykstra says he wants this fight because Canseco ruined his baseball career by spreading lies about Dykstra – - presumably related to steroid usage. This fight is for revenge. Honestly now, who is writing the script here? Vince McMahon? This “fight” and the nonsense leading up to it are worthy of a front-page story in T...
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