No intro today. I’m too busy eastwooding empty chairs around the house. I, too, want to scold that invisible Kenyan President for having the audacity of being born in the foreign country of Hawaii. If you need context, I’m not sure what happened the other day, but I was flipping channels and saw Clint Eastwood having a 20 minute stroke. I figured someone would call an ambulance or shaman or something to help out, but then I finally realized, via the commentary afterwards, that Eastwood was scolding invisible Obama. I didn’t even know Mr. Obama could turn invisible. Crazy stuff. Doesn’t that mean he has a superpower? I mean, besides being a super socialist? “Ever since then, I’ve been a man on a mission. I mean, what do you say to people? Do you just, you know, I know, people were wondering, you don’t, handle that okay.” Yeah, I’m pretty sure he was still having a stroke.
Waiver Man Cometh
The Reds have brought up Didi Gregorius as part of their first wave of September call-ups. While