Aside from that big Celtics deal, the draft was chock full of trades last night. After a ridiculously stupid decision to take Nerlens Noel to put alongside Anthony Davis, the Pelicans (what a horrible name) redeemed themselves by trading him to Philly for Jru Holiday and a ton of picks. The Timberwolves got Shabazz Muhammad and a Louisville Center ive never heard of for Trey Burke (completely blowing that trade), and a slew of other more minor **** happened, which you can read about here if you want.
Here’s what it all amounts to: after months and months of studying available guys, no one had any ******* clue who was good and who wasn’t. So they drafted a dude, immediately second guessed themselves, and traded him away for other dudes they didn’t understand either. This draft is gonna be remembered for the most 7th and 8th men off the bench in league history.
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