Originally posted on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 8/22/12

Imagine working the sh*tty mercantile exchange all day trying to keep track of hog prices and answering calls from your annoying wife about your mother-in-law wanting to get together for a family dinner on Saturday night. Yeah, f**k that, right? So you and the boys decide to totally skip dinner at home to catch a White Sox game.

‘Andy’ decides to tie one on and eventually spank his ass to Lady Gaga during a pitching change.

This is your life, 42-year-old bros.

Please tell us you know ‘Andy.’ Tell us he’s married, hates his job, ******* about Obama on Facebook, hates the Cubs and prefers watching ‘Baseball Tonight’ to sex with his annoying wife.


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