Originally posted on Larry Brown Sports  |  Last updated 2/1/12

If I had a bucket list, driving a Zamboni while plastered would easily make the top five. I mean who hasn’t dreamed of driving around one of those tanks while wasted? In many ways, it’s just like returning to kindergarten just so you can color outside all the lines you damn well please.

Well one dude in Minnesota apparently made it happen Monday night.

According to the Minneapolis Star Tribune, officers were called to the Hayes ice arena after people noticed the Zamboni dude was driving erratically. Police say the man was unsteady on his feet and smelled of alcohol when they arrived. The driver failed a field sobriety test and was arrested and taken to police headquarters for a blood-alcohol test.

I’d go on laughing and joking about this, but what’s sad is that this clown apparently has a real drinking and driving problem — he’s been convicted of DUI three times. Still, riding around in a Zamboni while smashed sounds like a lot of fun. Minus the whole DUI accusation, I’m jealous.

This article first appeared on Larry Brown Sports and was syndicated with permission.

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