Evgeni Malkin Is Here To Steal Your Girlfriend (Update)

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap You know, sometimes I'm amazed when there aren't good photos in the inbox. It's very disappointing. Thankfully, the fine young lads at Styles Points (we'll say via Best Pucking Bets) discovered this picture of Penguins' star Evgeni Malkin doing that thing that slimy Russians do when they have too much to drink. I have no idea when or where this photo is from. He could be 12 in it, for all I know. Game 7 tomorrow night... UPDATE: Anonymously submitted origins/explanations of the make-out moment: "That picture was taken at the NHL All-Star weekend this past February in Montreal. It was at The Hockey News party on the Friday night of the weekend." The ID of the lady being choked by the tongue is still in question. ****** Good morning. Save yourselves, it's Thursday. Sorry for the late start.