Found March 12, 2012 on Kissing Suzy Kolber:
PLAYERS: Celine Dion
TEAMS: Chicago Bears
Over the weekend a couple readers pointed us in the direction of this widely circulated screenshot of a hilariously fake Facebook exchange between Patrick Willis and a teenage girl. Of the things to consider here, the possibility of living in a world where an All-Pro linebacker would be stupid enough to openly trawl on Facebook from underage poon is a clear second to a human being having the ability to cum $100 bills. There’s no chance that, should such a magical person ever exist, that they could become an NFL linebacker. They’d have zero initiative to do anything but get insanely well compensated for fapping. And what if they actually, for whatever reason, wanted to sire children of their own? That’s a downside, I guess. To some. All I know is this could be the raciest Rob Schneider movie plot to date. In other, less fake, developments: Arizona and Denver are now the reported frontrunners in the Pey-Pey sweepstakes, making all the more tragic the above Dolphins fan repurposing o...
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