Obviously, at this time of year, the answer is Florida. Good work, Luna.
Tarpon Springs police first received a call about 7 p.m. Monday, reporting a man running naked through the Tarpon Springs Golf Course at 1310 South Pinellas Ave. The man, who was wearing only construction boots, slipped away.
Then about 4 a.m. Tuesday, a Tarpon Springs officer tried to pull over a white van with a temporary tag that was speeding on U.S. 19, authorities said. The van kept going. Police called off the pursuit when the van entered Pasco County.
A few minutes later, Luna stopped at the 7-Eleven at 1324 U.S. 19, the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office said.
He punched one employee in the face and scratched the employee’s arms with his fingernails, the report states. The employees chased him out of the store and locked the doors. Luna got in his GMC Savana van and wheeled it toward the doors, stopping 5 feet from the entrance, the report states.
Come to find out, Luna was diagnosed with schizophrenia in 2007. Imagine that.
Just a random question: How does someone see a naked guy wearing construction boots streaking a golf course at 7 p.m. in the winter? Are they night golfing in Tarpon Springs this time of year? Were dudes on the driving range when Luna just goes balls to the walls across the range? There has to be more to the golf side of this story.
Your move, Ohio.
[Tampa Bay Times]
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