Originally posted on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 10/11/11

Now this is what makes college football tailgating so great in this country—when overweight guys get a few beers in them, drop all their inhibitions, and engage in a shirtless dance contest with a makeshift stripper’s pole.

Pure, unadulterated sexiness, strictly for the ladies.

Hard to determine a winner here.  Gotta hand out kudos to the Gators fan for venturing bravely into LSU territory, removing his shirt, and getting things started.  That takes balls and an unbelievable amount of alcohol.  Plus he works his ass on the pole like a champ…or a chimp with an itchy crack.  Either one is an appropriate description.

Tigers fan gets marks for the pelvic thrusts and his use of props (the water bottle).  Plus he looks like he’s way more into the whole thing than the Florida fan is, if you can believe that.

All I know is, that is 1:08 of jiggling adipose tissue I wish my eyes had never witnessed.

Video follows the jump…

Let’s call this one a draw.

[Big H/T to Guyism]

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