Georgia Tech fraternity brother Matthew Peterson seems to not be learning anything in college. The Social Chair at the Tech Chapter of Phi Kappa Tau hasn’t earned that rape is a bad thing. He sent a letter actually entitled “Luring Your Rapebait” to all of his frat bro subordinates.
It clearly advises:
In ALL CAPS!
However, it is indeed the most rapiest thing you’ll ever read.
Peterson penned a long letter about campus sex and socializing a la Rebecca Martinson, the deranged University of Maryland Delta Gamma sorority girl. Like Becca Martie, Matthew Peterson spends a significant portion of his letter YELLING AT YOU IN ALL CAPS. BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT!
Matthew Peterson also hasn’t learned these secondary life lessons. In addition to the primary life lesson that unfunny rape jokes are bad, and that rape itself is a horrible thing. Peterson needs to learn that when you write a horrible electronic missive that
1.) reveals what a morally repugnant excuse for a human being...