Found May 20, 2013 on The Awesome Boston:
A.B. If you could go back in time… Will Middlebrooks, Dustin Pedroia, Hamilton ‘Ham’ Porter, Michael ‘Squints’ Palledorous and Jacoby Ellsbury would make a formidable 1-5 little league lineup. Add Big Papi, Benny the Jet, Alan ‘Yeah-Yeah’ McClennan and Daniel Nava and we are talking about maybe the best ever. You’d have two speed guys in Ellsbury & Benny, Pedroia would be the same height as everyone else for once and Squints, Yeah-Yeah & Ham could heckle the crap out of opposing pitchers. Plus Ortiz obviously faked his birth certificate so he could be your Danny Almonte playing with a bunch of middle schoolers.
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