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If Brian Urlacher wants to see nude photos of his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy, he doesn’t even have to track down an old Playboy Magazine. Apparently the blonde bombshell sends personal photos to the Bears linebacker. Or, we should say, intends to. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, McCarthy says she recently called her son’s dentist after her son woke up with a sore in his mouth. The doctor told her to take some photos of the abscess and send them to him so he could have a better look, and what he got was a special surprise.
“It’s horrific to remember,” McCarthy said. “Evan woke up and said, ‘There’s this weird thing on my gum.’ … So I called the dentist and said, ‘This is insane.’ He said, ‘Take a picture of it and send it to me’.
“So I’m taking a picture of it and I’m sending it to the dentist and I sent him a nude on accident (sic)! I swear to God! The dentist is, like, 80 years old. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs.”
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