Found April 23, 2013 on
Jeremy Shockey is current a free agent tight end and it seems as though he is using his free time to mess around with people on social media. He posted a photo that is supposed to be an optical illusion (it’s actually just a lamp), along with the statement:
“Sex is the best high. It’s better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.”
Someone needs to do Shockey a favor and sign him before he loses his mind.
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Current free agent tight end Jeremy Shockey took to Instagram on Monday night to upload a perceptively provocative photo along with the above statement.
Jeremy Shockey was out of football last year, and people who are only 32 years old and not working can get pretty bored. That could help explain one of the former New York Giants tight end’s recent tweets, or it could be that he’s just an incredibly weird dude.
We pretty much have to assume that somebody got a little action last night. We have seen NFL players offer way too much...
Jeremy Shockey has a ton of time on his hands after not playing last year so he’s been active on twitter, over-sharing his days away.
But Monday night Shockey decided he just wasn’t TMI enough, and so he dropped this gem of a tweet:
Not really sure what to even make of this, I guess next time it’s best he keep these tidbits to himself. Hilarious nonetheless.
Jeremy Shockey always had a reputation of being a pretty cooky guy and he proved that once again with this sexual tweet.