Jesse Connolly: Bruins Lack of Offense Downright Offensive

After watching the Bruins suffer their second consecutive shutout, this time with a 2-0 blanking at the hands of the Detroit Red Wings, there are infinite options to choose from for those looking to rag on the team's anemic offense. Should I go with the milk carton reference, as the B's ability to find the back of the net has pulled a vanishing act? Or maybe a facepalm, to show my strong desire to...