Originally posted on Cleveland Frowns  |  Last updated 11/4/11

It’s not like we’d expect just any Steelers fan to be able to refrain from repeatedly blurting alarmingly sociopathic utterances, but a guy who manages to get himself elected governor of Ohio?

"We have located the DERP."

From the Columbus Dispatch via Plunderbund, here’s Kasich rallying the troops, who’ve been falling behind in their efforts to keep the boot on the neck of the working class:

“We never thought (former Cleveland Browns quarterback) Bernie Kosar would bring the Browns back and win that big championship game,” Kasich said.

Kasich, a Steelers fan who grew up in suburban Pittsburgh, apparently didn’t know that Kosar never won a championship game with the Browns, going 0-3 in AFC title tilts with trips to the Super Bowl on the line.

There’s men of the people, and there’s the worst most feckless hack you could have ever imagined would be elected governor of such a fine place. How is this guy even allowed in Ohio?

The good news, of course, is that if this doesn’t put the nail in Issue 2′s coffin, nothing will. Which would be a decent enough note to end the week on, but we’ve got a sexy Friday special this week that’s not just for the ladies. 

“Described by his inner circle as having ‘no sense of social propriety,’ Dick Goddard is almost as famous for being him as he is for being a meteorological legend. .. He’s compulsively cordial and magnanimous.”

Of course.

Anyway, nobody doesn’t want to be reminded that life begins at 70.

ALRIGHT, we’ll be back on Saturday with the college football picks and Sunday with the NFL picks (where we’re 18-10-2 (+33 units) with no sign of slowing down) and to preview Browns/Texans. The rest of the action will be at the Cheddar Bay open thread per usual. Hope everyone’s weekend gets off to a decent start.

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