Found July 13, 2012 on The Other Paper:
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Kris Humphries looked "mortified" when he was thrown out of a Hollywood hotspot Wednesday night  by none other Kelly Osbourne— better known as Ozzy's daughter.

A source told The New York Post's Page Six that Osbourne was aghast when the 72-day husband of her BFF Kim Kardashian walked into Beacher's Madhouse after the ESPY's.  She summoned security who had the Brooklyn Nets' forward escorted out of the Sunset Blvd. nightspot.  Kardashian is a regular at the celebrity hangout and little Ozzy wanted to show her support for her reality show friend.

 Osbourne — who's really famous for nothing either but is the creative director of the club— wanted to show loyalty to her pal and used her clout to get Humphries tossed.



The source told Page Six: "You could see the disgust in her face.  She sent security over and they kicked him out."

It's one thing to get embarrassed by a shorts-dropping slam-dunk by Blake Griffin but to get showed up by the bratty kid of a rock legend— horrifying.

"Kris was so embarrassed and pissed," said the witness.

Sounds like she'll be famous for biting the head off a Net.  Get on the Crazy Train and come back east Kris.  We hear they want you in Charlotte.


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