Originally posted on BlackSportsOnline  |  Last updated 3/20/13
To be fair, we all made fun of Elin sending Tiger Woods to sex rehab, for being a normal red blooded American Man.  If I was Tiger though, I would keep an eye on Vonn. She made a play for Tim Tebow and she seems to be a bit of an attention *****, who doesn’t mind the media spotlight.  I am not saying people can’t change their perception of a person, but here is what she had to say about Tiger back in the day. And like millions of Americans, Vonn can’t help poking fun at Woods’ staged event. When a member of her Vonn-tourage tells her that Woods gave a few friends hugs after ending his statement, she cracks, “They’re like, ‘Yeah, you’re awesome, you go have that sex.’ ” The room breaks into a laugh. Then she describes a skit she would want to perform if asked to host Saturday Night Live: picture Vonn at Woods’ podium, blue backdrop and all. “There’s something you don’t know about me,” Vonn says in a faux solemn, apologetic voice. “Tiger, you’re like my idol, and I too have a sex problem.” More laughter. “That would be freaking funny.” Later in the piece, Gregory asks Vonn how she’ll deal with the media microscope in a post-Tiger world. “Well, I’m married, so I don’t have that problem,” she replied. “But, um, I guess [Woods] is married, too.” They both ended up getting divorce and are now taking Sears Portrait Studio photos together.  We will see how long it lasts, the betting odds are out.
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