Found August 11, 2012 on
The Rhino and Compass:
Happy Saturday everyone. Please go outside.
McKayla Maroney, dour American gymnast, tried to teach Jenna Bush how to dougie.
Hey! Pressure is on Blackburn manager Steve Kean! FINALLY.
Is it possible that Chien Ming Wang is the best Taiwanese player ever?
Chicago 4, Oakland 3 – This could be a preview of the postseason. No, really.
Tampa Bay 12, Minnesota 6 – Twins pitching, you stink.
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Internet memes have eaten lesser athletes whole. But not McKayla Maroney. Maroney's face has been all over the Internet ever since she first gave off a downcast, petulant look on the medal stand after she missed gold in a gymnastics event she was favored to win. She's been mocked in scenes from all over history and sports, with the phrase "McKayla is not impressed"...
You can tell a lot about people by the way they ‘Dougie’. Watching this video tells me everything I need to know about McKayla Maroney. Since she’s like 12, I’ll put this in the most non-criminal way possible – McKayla Maroney is going to make a lot of male friends. These male friends are going to be put under a spell by this chick. To say she’s DTF is an understatement...
Well isn’t that special? McKayla Maroney, Church Lady.
All good things must come to an end, but before we bid a fond farewell to the wonderful Tumblr account that was “McKayla Is Not Impressed” before it shuffles off this interwebs mortal coil after jumping the shark, let us reminisce and take one last fond look at some of the best uploads of the [...]
Slideshow of the best photos so far
Chien-Ming Wang suffered another injury setback yesterday, as continuing hip soreness forced the Nationals to pull him from his rehab assignment. He’s only 32, but he’s pitched a grand total of 223 innings in the last five years, and even if he returns to pitch meaningful innings for the Nationals this year or for another team next year, it’s looking increasingly likely that...
This is still a thing? I can’t dance, and by the looks of it, neither can former POTUS George W Bush’s daughter, Jenna. Here we have the gold medal winning women’s gymnastics team celebrating their achievement on a famed double-decker bus in London while teaching the “Today Show” correspondent how to do this. McKayla Maroney [...]
Dwight Howard's move to the Los Angeles Lakers might have the rest of the NBA shuddering, but at least one prominent athlete is like, "Whatever." McKayla Maroney, the U.S. women's gymnast who took a disappointing silver in the vault, has had her sour face on the medal stand applied via Photoshop to numerous images by the Tumblr "McKayla is not impressed."...
McKayla Maroney made history this week. Not only for her heroic efforts that have earned her a gold and silver medal in the 2012 Olympics thus far, but mostly for her reaction following her silver medal in the women’s vault competition. While stoically standing on the podium, her disappoint was incalculably obvious and incredibly salient, making the following photograph an internet...
Take a look at the new addition to the Philadelphia 76ers Andrew Bynum! Oh wait its actually a face mosh of ***** Face McKayla Maroney!