Found August 08, 2012 on
16-year old U.S. gymnast McKayla Maroney is a vault boss who was supposed to destroy everyone in the world at the thing she was born to do. Unfortunately for her, things didn’t work out like that.
“I can’t blame it on anything except I screwed up,” Maroney told Dan Wetzel of Yahoo! Sports.
Though the vault champion could not hold back her tears, she sustained her professional posture.
“I’m happy to be the Olympic silver medalist,” Maroney said. “I really am.” (via Fashion And Style)
As happy as she claimed to be, the photo at the top of his post is now her legacy. Some have called her a “mean girl” for being the Most Pissed Off Person About Vaulting Ever, but some have taken a more constructive approach: cropping her out of that photo and pasting her onto images of exciting things. Enter: McKayla Is Not Impressed, my new favorite Tumblr until Burnsy updates the one about stuff coming out of Miley Cyrus’ vagina.
Here are a few of our favorites, with a generous hat tip
BEST OF MAXIM
You think McKayla Maroney is impressed that a bunch of NASA dorks landed a rover on Mars? Nope. You think McKayla is impressed that Neil Armstrong took steps on the Moon? Nope. There are plenty of great moments in world history that don’t impress McKayla and now a Tumblr is available for your creativity. Have a moment that McKayla isn’t impressed with?
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When McKayla Maroney, 16, teaches you how to “Dougie” you get your ass up off that double-decker bus seat and listen to the woman. That means your ass, Jenna Bush. On your feet! Watch a pro and learn something instead of lobbing fluff questions to the women’s gymnastics team. Maroney might only be 16, but she’ll teach your conservative ass a few things in London.
Granted, there is no such thing as Meming Olympics, but if there were, the “McKayla Is Not Impressed” meme that is taking the interwebs by storm would be deserving of the highest honor that could be bestowed on a meming effort. That’s a lot of meme talk right there, but worth it, once you see [...]
United States gymnast McKayla Maroney is one of the young rising stars on Team USA gymnastics and it appears that she has become famous for her fierce look.
Check out this short compilation of many of her fierce faces made during competition:
The USA women's gymnastics team deserves to have a little fun, wouldn't you say? They sure think so. In fact, McKayla Maroney showed off her impressive dance moves, as she busted out the Dougie for Jenna Bush on a double-decker bus in London. Luckily, someone caught the action and posted it to Youtube, as seen in the video below.
Well isn’t that special? McKayla Maroney, Church Lady.
The interwebs, SoB included, has been having loads of fun with the new meme, “McKayla Maroney Is Not Impressed,” and in light of her recent comments about how the U.S. Gymnastics team decided to change their original moniker from “The Fab Five” to “The Fierce Five,” it provided an additional opportunity for memetastic hijinks. Originally [...]
This is still a thing? I can’t dance, and by the looks of it, neither can former POTUS George W Bush’s daughter, Jenna. Here we have the gold medal winning women’s gymnastics team celebrating their achievement on a famed double-decker bus in London while teaching the “Today Show” correspondent how to do this. McKayla Maroney [...]
McKayla Maroney made history this week. Not only for her heroic efforts that have earned her a gold and silver medal in the 2012 Olympics thus far, but mostly for her reaction following her silver medal in the women’s vault competition. While stoically standing on the podium, her disappoint was incalculably obvious and incredibly salient, making the following photograph an internet...
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