I don’t know what I find more fascinating—the fake monkey penis or Michelle Beadle’s playfulness.
The former ESPN personality and new host of NBC’s Access Hollywood is currently on a tropical vacation, and as you can probably tell by the casual outfit she’s sporting, the refreshing drink in her hand, and the fact that she’s pointing at the junk hanging off a statue of a monkey, she’s having a damn good time. Wish I was there with her soaking up the sun and wooden monkey dick with her, because Beadle seems like she’d be a ton of fun to hang around with.
As for the wooden monkey, I’m jealous of him for two reasons—one is that he has the lovely Michelle Beadle admiring his dong up close and personal like, and two is the dong itself. The definition of true sadness is being a guy who’s envious of the penis of an inanimate object.