Monday Night F-cktown

Well, that was ******* awesome.It was the one game circled on the schedule after that roasted pig and mayonnaise inhaling **** of a coach starting spewing **** about Channing Crowder from his horse **** sucking mouth. The one game those ***** in New York had circled ever since we handed them their own asses IN New York last December for the AFC East championship. It was a battle of attrition. It was an apocalyptic throw down of Biblical proportions. And like all Biblical battles, good overcame evil. Because evil is gay and roots for the Jets. They said Rex Ryan had the kryptonite to stop the Wildcat. They said the vaunted unstoppable impenetrable Jets defense was going to make Ronnie Brown obsolete and force Chad Henne to win the game. They said we had no chance. But the Fins told They to go eat a bowl of duck vaginas, because nothing was going to keep them from a victory. And by 'nothing' we mean a shitload of adversity. The Dolphins overcame two fake punts, several Are...