Morning Bog: Take Photo of Cooley, Get Punched

Cell phone pic by Rachel Nichols, who presumably didn't get punched. There are many fascinating aspects to Chris Cooley's writing debut for Sports Illustrated. The revelation that he talks to kickers during practice about "Barack Obama staring down girls' backsides." The throwaway line about "a holder's chubby, jittery hands," since I can't think of any recent Redskins holders who were chubby. The accusation that Donovan McNabb is a terrible writer. But the best part is this: If athletes/celebs are out having a good time, I don't think fans should try to take advantage of them by sneaking photos online. Cell phone cameras are out of control right now. Just shake hands and say hello. Oh, and I know that if someone tries to video me taking a piss again, I'm not going to hesitate to punch them square in the face. And then, Chris, someone will take a photo