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Found November 09, 2012 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:

Via It's Always Sunny In Detroit:

Division-III golf coach Matt Mahanic of Huntingdon College in Montgomery, Alabama showed off what he learned in “How to Not Coach a Team 101″ after his golfers (apparently) struggled in the Gordin Classic in Ohio last month.  On the ride back, Mahanic broke the world record for most F-bombs dropped in a 24-hour period, but he only needed about three minutes and change to do it.  Somebody on the bus got their recorder going and Mr. Mahanic’s reputation has flipped for the worse.  I mean, he really sounds like a guy I’d want my kids to eventually play for...or even pass  by at the grocery store.

The audio, retrieved by Deadspin, couldn’t be more NSFW .  It’s an unmitigated disaster that ultimately ended up costing Mahanic his job. Before you listen to this jerk, remember a few things:

1.  Be careful listening at work.  2. Division-III golf is life and death, people.  3. The more you yell and swear at your players, the better coach you are.  4. Every coach dreams of their Knute Rockne moment.  Here is this loser’s.

And if you choose not to listen at work, the lowest of the lowlights (clipped from Deadspin) are below.

“That is f****** horrendous. Horrendous that nobody can shoot f****** par on that golf course. That is the most f****** embarrassed I’ve ever been in my life, having to walk around that f****** scoreboard and look at those other f****** coaches—F****** 11 teams beat us this week! Eleven f****** teams! God******!”

“I gotta f****** go up there and watch that bulls*** you four call golf! Like watching f****** paint dry! My dad looked and me and said, ‘Why the f*** are you recruiting these kids?’”

“I’m ready to lose my f****** mind. There is no f****** helping you! …F****** not a big deal, though. It’s not a big deal. F****** hunky-dory.”

“We f****** don’t deserve s***. F******—we haven’t broke 300 all year. Four f****** chances in nice weather, and we haven’t broken 300 yet. F*** me.”

“I don’t want to hear a f****** word out of anybody until we get back to Kentucky. Put your f****** headphones on, go to sleep, I don’t give a s***. I had to watch you play golf for the last 54 f****** holes. Please do not let me hear your f******voice right now.”

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